Support Center -> Hacker Glump

Downloads and Upgrades
Download Instructions:
1. Determine which download you want. If you are unsure, take your best guess. All downloads are sure to be great enhancements to your Glump product.
2. Check your Glump version by looking at the tag on it's left foot.
3. Select the files you would like to download.
4. Click "Download"

Note: By downloading GLUMP software and upgrades, you agree the terms & conditions outlined on your GLUMP product packaging. Upgrade names are arbitrary and may or may not reflect the true effect of the download.

Date: 8/3/03
Language: English
Version: G1.A
h4x50r Expansion Pack
  • Knowledge of Linux, BSD, and Mac OS systems.
  • Increases attachment to the computer by 30%
  • Size: 1.5Gb

    Date: 7/12/02
    Language: English
    Version: G1.A
    Caffeine Expansion Pack
  • Unlimited supply of Jolt, Mt. Dew, Penguin Mints, and Coffee.
  • Increases attachment to the computer by 80%
  • Size: 20.9Kb

    Hacker Glump Frequently Asked Questions

  • How do I stop my Glump from speeking 1337?

    At this moment, 1337 is the native language of the Hacker Glump.
    We are currently working on language expansion packs.
    Hacker Glump has the feature of being able to learn other languages such as Perl and C++.
  • Will my Glump ever leave the computer?

    Yes, the Glump will leave the computer if given a Glump Snack.