Support Center -> Iranian Glump|
Downloads and Upgrades
1. || Determine which download you want. If you are unsure, take your best guess. All downloads are sure to be great enhancements to your Glump product.|
2. || Check your Glump version by looking at the tag on it's left foot.|
3. || Select the files you would like to download.|
4. || Click "Download"|
Note: By downloading GLUMP software and upgrades, you agree the terms & conditions outlined on your GLUMP product packaging. Upgrade names are arbitrary and may or may not reflect the true effect of the download.
Christianity Conversion Pack|
Useful for door-to-door preaching.
De-activates self-destruction mechanism. (can be reactivated South of the Mason-Dixon Line)
Iranian Glump Frequently Asked Questions
The Turban keeps falling off my Glump.
Some Glumps do not have enough manual dexterity to tightly put on their own tuban.|
If this is the case, let your Glump teach you how to tie a turban.
Then you can put the turban on your Glump tightly so that it won't fall off.